Funny column from a newspaper:

Having one of those blog things (as I do), and being one of those blogger people (as I sort of am), I have discovered the secret to driving “traffic” to your personal Web site: In between the columnizing about why Martha Hall Findlay is the best next Liberal leader, or the dress you plan to wear to the prom, or why the Toronto Star is more boring than a tube sock, or whatever, simply write this: “Pamela Anderson’s breasts.” Then watch your traffic grow to a gazillion hits.

So I’ll try it.